Bruno Mars, known for his smooth pop-funk perfection, has taken an unexpected turn with Fat Juicy & Wet, his wild and raunchy collaboration with Sexyy Red. If the title alone wasn’t enough of a warning, the song itself is a spectacle that might leave you wondering why you pressed play.

Picture walking into a strip club, settling in, and suddenly hearing Bruno crooning in a fake-sultry, speak-sing voice “That good kitty-kitty, good kitty-kitty make it my pet.” It’s the kind of line that makes you reach for the skip button. The lyrics feel like something straight out of the cringiest corners of Instagram DMs, with Mars sounding more like a teenager who just discovered late-night HBO than the artist behind Versace on the Floor.

Sexyy Red, usually a natural at delivering unfiltered Miami bass raunch, does her best to make it work, but even she seems to know this is a joke. Lines about signing autographs in squirt juice and giving someone a milk mustache push things so far they stop being shocking and just feel ridiculous. That last one might even be funny but in the kind of way that makes you sit in silence afterward, processing what you just heard.

Then there’s the beat, an attempt at early 2010s West Coast club nostalgia. Instead of capturing the raw energy of a DJ Mustard banger, it gets a glossy, overproduced treatment from Bruno’s longtime collaborators The Stereotypes. The result is a song that feels more like a parody than a club hit.

For an artist known for timeless, carefully crafted music, Fat Juicy & Wet is a confusing detour. Even Sexyy Red can’t save it. Somewhere, Sage the Gemini and Mustard are shaking their heads and honestly, we all should be.